Parody thread...

[DanH]

Just in time for your mid-week entertainment, Truckman Parodies proudly presents a four part mini-series:

The Bilge Mystery Theater ? I ain't starred in a flick since John Wayne and I done 'Red River' . But, those scenes with poor Lefty crying just wrenched mein gut. BTW, I got a complete WWII kraut officers uniform, plus the kraut steel helmet. I was saving it just in case Germany decided to rule the world again. And, of course, I didn't know Ms. Bungstarter was a lesbian dyke into Wesson Oil parties.

[Truckman]

The Bilge Mystery Theater ? I ain't starred in a flick since John Wayne and I done 'Red River' .

As long as the public demand is there, I suppose I'll have to bow to their whims...You've already had more featured and supporting roles than any other Bilgerat (I need to check for possible violations of the laws covering elderly, senile and antique labor)...Your latest effort concerning your dealings with the book review committee should premiere today......Ben

[Truckman]

"First Review of the SBA Memoirs" and the critics are unanimous...

[Saggy]

They've all been good------but this was a MASTERPIECE!!! Better than the "memoir" itself.

[Truckman]

They've all been good------but this was a MASTERPIECE!!! Better than the "memoir" itself.

Testimony from one who was actually there...Thanks, Sam......Ben

[Truckman]

For those poor, demented souls who can't get enough SBA we have "Life With SBA", a playlist that will autorun all ten of Dan's starring roles until you scream, "ENOUGH!!"......Ben

[chew 'n' spit]

"Tractor porn".......now that is a classic........