"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty” ---Sir Winston Churchill
"Political extremism involves two prime ingredients: an excessively simple diagnosis of the world's ills, and a conviction that there are identifiable villains back of it all." ---John W. Gardner
“You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.” ---C. S. Lewis
Perhaps you thought this was the Horror section rather than for Jokes and Satire.
Hunter
I don't care if it hurts. I want to have control. I want a perfect body. I want a perfect soul. - Creep by Radiohead
From the various postings here, I now know the identity of the pictured person...Not someone I would choose to sit near if given the choice......Ben
[...note the above line is carefully gender neutral so as not to offend either one...]
The future is forged on the anvil of history...The interpreter of history wields the hammer... - Unknown author...