Quick, deploy the curb feelers...We must save those whitewalls!......ben
The future is forged on the anvil of history...The interpreter of history wields the hammer... - Unknown author...
It must be the original owner still driving it - they keep hitting the curbs!
What idiot put the receiver hitch on it?
The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible - Arthur C. Clarke
Maybe that explains the missing bumper
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty” ---Sir Winston Churchill
"Political extremism involves two prime ingredients: an excessively simple diagnosis of the world's ills, and a conviction that there are identifiable villains back of it all." ---John W. Gardner
“You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.” ---C. S. Lewis