I hesitated to share this but here goes

Thursday night I had a meeting which was followed by a dinner. The dinner was at a golf course/restaurant which is across the road from one of my fields--so we are neighbors on different roads. Shortly after leaving a little past nine, a herd of deer crossed the road in front of me, into my field. The next field will bring them to the barn. As I waited for them to cross I said (to myself), "you girls should not be out running around this late---you need to get home".

From that point it is 0.6 miles on the road---about 400 yards through the field. As I pulled in at home, my headlights swept the field below the barn---the girls got home before me

I wonder if they thought I should not be out that late