In other news from the animal front, A notorious mammalian criminal, known only as Shoebert, has renounced his life of crime, and turned himself in to police...Tired of carrying the guilt of his long criminal history of breaking and entering, escape from custody, panhandling and felonious cuteness, Shoebert surrendered to authorities and agreed to serve his sentence in return for a bucket of fish...
Another triumph for justice......Ben
The future is forged on the anvil of history...The interpreter of history wields the hammer... - Unknown author...