There's a window below the waterline, what did they expect?......Ben
The future is forged on the anvil of history...The interpreter of history wields the hammer... - Unknown author...
That thing is "for real"! For only $55 you can find out how real it is-----as long as you are a true "believer" and if you are a single believer you sign a chastity pledge first.
It isn't clear how long the chastity pledge applies---maybe it is just during your visit.
As for reformed----seems to be in the realm of King James Version with an unbending literal interpretation of every verse
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty” ---Sir Winston Churchill
"Political extremism involves two prime ingredients: an excessively simple diagnosis of the world's ills, and a conviction that there are identifiable villains back of it all." ---John W. Gardner
“You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.” ---C. S. Lewis
Irony
OPINION....a view or judgment formed about something, not necessarily based on fact or knowledge.
It's an odd site a Noah's Kentucky Arc search led me to. But I did enjoy reading, "Join our resident artists as they praise our Creator in concert!"
Hunter
I don't care if it hurts. I want to have control. I want a perfect body. I want a perfect soul. - Creep by Radiohead