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    Parking Ticket

    PARKING TICKET: My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

    I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

    So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

    We always look for cars with Biden stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!! 😂
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honda View Post
    We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!
    Well, you convinced me.

    Hunter
    Now is the time, if ever there was one, for us to care selflessly about one another. - Dr. Anthony Fauci

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    Good one..

    My most vocal far right in-law had a Democratic bumper sticker placed on her car as a joke (one of her kids, also a far right winger is suspect).. that would give an entirely new twist to the joke..

    BTW.. I am a spineless whimp.. I do not display stickers or yard signs..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandman View Post
    I do not display stickers or yard signs.
    I am impressed and pleased to hear that, particularly when it comes to vehicles.

    Hunter
    Now is the time, if ever there was one, for us to care selflessly about one another. - Dr. Anthony Fauci

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