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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto Go Camping

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

    After they got their tent all set up, both men fell asleep.

    Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemosabe, look towards sky, what you see?

    The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.’

    'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

    The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially millions of planets.

    Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

    Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

    Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

    Esoterically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

    What's it tell you, Tonto?’

    "You dumber than a Biden voter. It means someone stole the tent."







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    Did not see that punch line coming
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    I feel this joke is demeaning against Cowboys. I'm reporting it to the owner of the site.......... oh dam.

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    I remember the first time I heard that one, only it was a "Truman voter" then...I still laughed so hard I kicked the slats out of my cradle......Ben
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    I'm guessing trump stole the tent.
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