• Washington, DC...1/20/2021, 10AM: Joe Biden is sworn in as 46th US President...
  • 10:15AM: Kamala Harris declines the position of VP, refuses to be sworn in and exits the platform...
  • 11:30AM: President Joe Biden enters the Oval Office, appoints Kamala Harris as Attorney General, then immediately resigns as President citing reasons of health and the desire to "spend more time with his family"...
  • 11:45AM: Former President Joe Biden exits the Oval Office after pocketing any loose change in the Presidential desk, immediately after which Speaker Nancy Pelosi pushes SC Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's wheelchair into the Oval Office...Justice Ginsburg swears in Nancy Pelosi as 47th US President...
  • 11:50AM: President Pelosi regretfully announces the retirement of Justice Ginsburg, citing reasons of health...President Pelosi nominates Michelle Obama for Supreme Court Justice, and former President Barack Obama as National Security Adviser...
  • 11:55AM: US Gun Control Czar Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke begins ordering new office furniture for the newly confiscated former NRA Headquarters building...
  • 12:00 Noon: President Pelosi orders her first Presidential lunch for her first staff meeting, the barbecued heads of Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Rush Limbaugh and Rupert Murdoch...



...Ben