Ok, so my 4-term Congressman lost in the primary. I have pointed out before that this part of Colorado is populated with libtards, rednecks, malcontents, and pretty much every other sort of caricature of Americana.

Anyway, looks like my fellow goobers have given me a clear option. Caution: this article is clearly biased and is intended to be somewhat tongue in cheek.

Although I consider myself more evolved than my neighbors, I will be the first to buy the wrasslin tickets.

https://coloradotimesrecorder.com/20...-cortez/26599/