How Disbanding the Police in Texas Would Work
911: What's your emergency?
Texan: I would like to report an attempted burglary.
911: Would you like us to send a social worker out?
Texan: No, I need the department of sanitation.
911: Department of sanitation?
Texan: Yes, I need to know whether to put this dead piece of crap on the curb for Wednesday pickup or if they want to pick it up now.
The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible - Arthur C. Clarke