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  1. 06-10-2020, 05:29 PM #1
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    I expect an upheaval from the Earth...

    More specifically from about six feet deep somewhere in Georgia as River Rat returns to the surface to express his displeasure that his old avatar has been dishonored...



    The newly re-booted Looney Tunes creators have decided that Elmer Fudd projects the wrong image hunting wabbits with his scatter gun, and will now be armed with a scythe...I suppose it's somehow more humane to disembowel fur bearing critters with a four foot blade than a 12 gauge...Still awaiting an opinion from PETA on that one...

    And also Yosemite Sam will not carry his shootin' irons anymore...Maybe he'll be just as proficient with a slingshot...No decision yet on Marvin the Martian and his raygun, but since he is an alien, I expect he'll be issued a concealed carry permit along with his green card...But as long as high explosives are still OK, I suppose the kids will grow up in a safer world......Ben

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    The PC police strike again. Seems their weapon of choice is a brick or a glass full of gasoline.
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    Weaksauce At Least give Elmer a bow
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    This is bullsquirt.

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    Political correctness at its worst. What a bunch of BS!
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    PC bullsh4t makes me want to puke.
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    Be vewwy, vewwy quiet......Ben
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy Cravinmore View Post
    So essentially, they (PC) just killed Yosemite Sam. What's Sam without his shootin' irons!
    Sam sez:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Truckman View Post
    Sam sez:



    ...Ben
    All those characters were wounded mightily when Mel Blanc passed, IMO.
    Mel, Jr., just could not quite get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wacojoe View Post
    All those characters were wounded mightily when Mel Blanc passed, IMO..
    He was one of a kind...Even the stone-faced Jack Benny could barely control himself with Mel......Ben

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    I needed a break---excellent timing---
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Grubb View Post
    I needed a break---excellent timing---
    Then here's another to ease your mind from the woes facing the President, Dave...The voice Mel uses in this one is probably his own natural speaking voice...His son, Mel Jr., said it was pretty close to Sylvester the Cat's voice but without the lisp...Close your eyes and imagine Sylvester...Sufferin' succotash!......Ben

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