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    I expect an upheaval from the Earth...

    More specifically from about six feet deep somewhere in Georgia as River Rat returns to the surface to express his displeasure that his old avatar has been dishonored...



    The newly re-booted Looney Tunes creators have decided that Elmer Fudd projects the wrong image hunting wabbits with his scatter gun, and will now be armed with a scythe...I suppose it's somehow more humane to disembowel fur bearing critters with a four foot blade than a 12 gauge...Still awaiting an opinion from PETA on that one...

    And also Yosemite Sam will not carry his shootin' irons anymore...Maybe he'll be just as proficient with a slingshot...No decision yet on Marvin the Martian and his raygun, but since he is an alien, I expect he'll be issued a concealed carry permit along with his green card...But as long as high explosives are still OK, I suppose the kids will grow up in a safer world......Ben

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    The PC police strike again. Seems their weapon of choice is a brick or a glass full of gasoline.
    OPINION....a view or judgment formed about something, not necessarily based on fact or knowledge.

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    Weaksauce At Least give Elmer a bow
    "The only thing that we learn from torture is the depths of our own moral depravity"

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    This is bullsquirt.

    Where is billy?
    "Back after 5 years. I thought you had died.

    don"


    Splitting my time between the montane and the mesas

    The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
    But I have promises to keep,
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Political correctness at its worst. What a bunch of BS!
    The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible - Arthur C. Clarke

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    PC bullsh4t makes me want to puke.
    I’m trying to swear off pro football, but I may backslide.
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    “You can vote your way into socialism, but you have to shoot your way out.” — Too fundamental to have an attribution


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    Quote Originally Posted by wacojoe View Post
    I’m trying to swear off pro football, but I may backslide.
    I cut the ties cold turkey the day Bud Adams fired Bum Phillips...Don't tell me they're still playing that silly game...Where do they hold the drafts, in the prison yard?......Ben
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    In a world where COPS is cancelled and Elmer Fudd is a bad influence, the NFL doesn't seem so bad.
    "Back after 5 years. I thought you had died.

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    Splitting my time between the montane and the mesas

    The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
    But I have promises to keep,
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Per a Smithsonian music lecturer Elmer & Bugs introduced an entire generation to classical music.. kill da wabbit!

    People don’t understand humor.. Elmers gun usage is so absurd that it should only be interpreted as humor..

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    ....well---for me, I needed a break with levity---and watching Elmer and Wabbit did just that----and I never once thought about politics----thanks Elmer
    "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty” ---Sir Winston Churchill
    "Political extremism involves two prime ingredients: an excessively simple diagnosis of the world's ills, and a conviction that there are identifiable villains back of it all." ---John W. Gardner
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    I now wonder what will happen to my main man Wile E .
    Individual rights are protected only as long as they don't conflict with the desires of the state .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Independent Voter View Post
    I now wonder what will happen to my main man Wile E .
    It was suggested that he switched providers from Acme to Amazon which means his plans will now fail in two days guaranteed......Ben
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    But, will Amazon ship the required lead filled bird seed and ridable rockets ?.
    Individual rights are protected only as long as they don't conflict with the desires of the state .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Independent Voter View Post
    But, will Amazon ship the required lead filled bird seed and ridable rockets ?.
    Bezos will sell anything to anybody if there's enough profit in it......Ben
    The future is forged on the anvil of history...The interpreter of history wields the hammer... - Unknown author...

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    Aahhhh Ms P C, Question are the initials a true representation of your status ?. All that aside. Ifin I remember my history persactly , It was I believe in 1836 that some other " LOOTERS " under the leadership of Santie Annie tried to loot your home ground . Seams they were foiled at the San Jacinto river . All y'all need to do is repeat history and the lead bird seed and ridable rockets will be at your disposal.
    Individual rights are protected only as long as they don't conflict with the desires of the state .

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