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    Enjoy

    From my email:

    Subject: Some new definitions
    BEAUTY PARLOR
    A place where women curl up and dye.

    CHICKENS
    The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

    COMMITTEE
    A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    DUST
    Mud with the juice squeezed out.

    EGOTIST
    Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

    HANDKERCHIEF
    Cold Storage.

    INFLATION
    Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

    MOSQUITO
    An insect that makes you like flies better.

    POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
    A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.

    RAISIN
    A grape with a sunburn.

    SECRET
    A story you tell to one person at a time.

    TOOTHACHE
    The pain that drives you to extraction.

    TOMORROW
    One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    YAWN
    An honest opinion openly expressed.

    WRINKLES
    Something other people have....similar to my character lines.
    In youth, the days are short and the years are long....In old age, the years are short and days long.
    "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty” ---Sir Winston Churchill
    "Political extremism involves two prime ingredients: an excessively simple diagnosis of the world's ills, and a conviction that there are identifiable villains back of it all." ---John W. Gardner
    “You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.” ---C. S. Lewis

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    A split second. That time between the light turning green and the guy behind you blowing his horn.

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