I received a letter from the NRA today. It was from Wayne LaPierre begging me to upgrade my membership status. The upgrade would be at a huge discount, only $350.00 rather than the normal cost of $1,500.00. He will even throw in a range bag valued at $79.00 if I act now. I guess that was so he could continue his extravagant lifestyle at our expense.

After a (very) few seconds of deliberation I have decided to use the postage paid envelope to send our friend Wayne a personal message. I will send him a letter telling him that upon his resignation from the NRA I will upgrade my membership at the full cost of $1,500.00. I don't expect it will cost me anything because he is there to get every last cent he can from the once proud NRA.

Oh! I almost forgot! I got a message from Ammoland.com this afternoon. It is titled "I am the NRA - Or So I Thought. The same as the title of this post. I just solidified my intent to return the pre-paid envelope with my letter.