Last week I was driving home at about 2 in the morning. I was pulled over by a local policeman. He asked me where I was going at that time of night. I told him I was going to a lecture on the evils of drinking and the effect alcohol has on the human body.

With a smile and the look of disbelief on his face he asked, "At this time of the morning? Who exactly is giving this lecture" ? I replied, "My wife"