As you all know, April 26 (4/26) of each year is a solemn religious holiday for those who worship the god of horsepower...FCA has chosen this day (today) to announce pricing and availability for the newest resurrection of the legendary hemi - behold the 426 Hellephant crate engine...Priced at a reasonable $29.99 per pony in this corral of 1,000 horses, I will allow those of you with itchy right feet and deep pockets to fight your way to the front of the line to place your order...

I'm perfectly happy with the 305 thoroughbreds in my diesel herd already......Ben