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Thread: New Christmas songs on the chopping block

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    New Christmas songs on the chopping block

    Since the banning of "Baby Its Cold Outside" in light of the #metoo movement, please boycott the Christmas song "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" because it exploits endangered Hippos.


    While we are at it the same goes for:
    "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" = Fake News
    "Little Drummer Boy" = Gender Neutral
    "White Christmas" = Racist and xenophobic
    "O' Come all Ye Faithful" = Exclusive
    "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" = Anti-Feminist
    "All I Want for Christmas is You" = Stalking
    "Blue Christmas" = implies male/boy righteousness
    "The 12 Days of Christmas" = anti-Semitic (8 days)
    "Santa Baby" = Reverse #metoo and exploits handouts
    "Winter Wonderland" = dismisses wonderlands that don't have winter
    "Its the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" = exclusive against 4th of July and Summer
    "Let it Snow" = Not fair to those where it does not snow
    "Do You Hear What I Hear" = insensitive to hearing impaired
    "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth" = offensive to meth addicts
    And last but not least....
    "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" = promotes adultery


    If this offends anyone, please don’t bother to tell me as I just don’t care. I drink coffee stronger than your feelings.

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    Good deal! I hate christmas music.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TxMusky View Post
    "Do You Hear What I Hear" = insensitive to hearing impaired
    I find "Silent Night" offensive for the same reason......Ben
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    Just a bit of laughter to lighten it up a bit.

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    We don't need X-mas songs anyway. I read a thousand word (give or take) summary today that said the human race is doomed because books don't have covers anymore. Due to electronic books, the internet, kindles etc.. printed books are on the way out which is going to create all kinds of psychological and physical problems which will be our downfall. If I find it again I'll post the link, I'm not going to look for it I've already wasted enough time reading it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike View Post
    Good deal! I hate christmas music.
    metoo.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike View Post
    Good deal! I hate christmas music.
    me x3
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    Quote Originally Posted by mgrist View Post
    ...printed books are on the way out which is going to create all kinds of psychological and physical problems which will be our downfall.
    All my books are printed on paper with hardcovers...Well, except my parchment scrolls of course......Ben
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    Quote Originally Posted by mgrist View Post
    We don't need X-mas songs anyway. I read a thousand word (give or take) summary today that said the human race is doomed because books don't have covers anymore. Due to electronic books, the internet, kindles etc.. printed books are on the way out which is going to create all kinds of psychological and physical problems which will be our downfall. If I find it again I'll post the link, I'm not going to look for it I've already wasted enough time reading it.
    How did you read said summary?

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    I used to buy books all of the time, but since I got my tablet I can get any book I want almost immediately after release downloaded to my tablet in seconds. No more ordering and waiting or wandering the bookstores trying to find the next book in the series, just so much simpler and it also saves a tree. Storage is also no problem with taking up space with countless bookshelves. Not to mention much cheaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TxMusky View Post
    Just a bit of laughter to lighten it up a bit.
    Ah ha!

    Fake News.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TxMusky View Post


    If this offends anyone, please don’t bother to tell me as I just don’t care. I drink coffee stronger than your feelings.

    Nice 'tude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike View Post
    Ah ha!

    Fake News.
    Ah ya caught me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Nice 'tude.
    Chill dude, it was an email I got. Just like we all do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    How did you read said summary?
    With my eyes?? On the internet.
    This is your mind on drugs!

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