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    I have to pass on any burger with mayo. God intended burgers to be dressed with mustard and not that funky Dijon stuff either. This is a well-known fact!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wacojoe View Post
    I have to pass on any burger with mayo.
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    I have to feel sorry for my friend Joe for limiting his chances for expanding his taste horizons in a wonderful world of variety.

    Even within the world of mustard there are seemingly limitless variations.
    "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty” ---Sir Winston Churchill
    "Political extremism involves two prime ingredients: an excessively simple diagnosis of the world's ills, and a conviction that there are identifiable villains back of it all." ---John W. Gardner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Truckman View Post
    Heathen......Ben
    Did I not just inform you what God proscribed and prescribed on burgers! So let it be written; so let it be done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wacojoe View Post
    Did I not just inform you what God proscribed and prescribed on burgers! So let it be written; so let it be done.
    Exodus 16:12 - New Texas Testament...
    Quote Originally Posted by So sayeth the Word of the Lord...
    “I have heard the grumbling of the non-believers in San Antonio. Tell them, ‘At twilight you will eat meat, and in the morning you will be filled with bread, and they shalt be joined by a slathering of Holy Mayonnaise. Then you will know that I am the LORD your God.’ ”
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    Exodus 16:12 - New Texas Testament...
    Daaaaamn----I knew some of you all make-up their own "facts"----but your own Bible----now----I'm impressed with that
    "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty” ---Sir Winston Churchill
    "Political extremism involves two prime ingredients: an excessively simple diagnosis of the world's ills, and a conviction that there are identifiable villains back of it all." ---John W. Gardner
    “You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.” ---C. S. Lewis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Grubb View Post
    Daaaaamn----I knew some of you all make-up their own "facts"----but your own Bible----now----I'm impressed with that
    Some English king had his version, we've got ours...Genesis 1:29 - New Texas Testament...
    Quote Originally Posted by Heed the Word of the Lord
    Then God said, “I give you every beef-bearing critter on the face of the whole earth and every plate that has buns with sesame seed in it. They will be yours for food and you will anoint it all with Holy Mayonnaise."
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    Then God said, “I give you every beef-bearing critter on the face of the whole earth and every plate that has buns with sesame seed in it. They will be yours for food and you will anoint it all with Holy Mayonnaise."
    ...and for us more mortal souls; God said:
    "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain"
    ...and he wrote those words on a stone tablet so that we might believe
    "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty” ---Sir Winston Churchill
    "Political extremism involves two prime ingredients: an excessively simple diagnosis of the world's ills, and a conviction that there are identifiable villains back of it all." ---John W. Gardner
    “You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.” ---C. S. Lewis

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