Always thinking about his wife
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control
and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I
crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new
convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage
to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the
side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that
nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like
me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have
any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken
and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a
couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a
lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go
now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse
exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I've ever seen. "Stay for a while.
She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty” ---Sir Winston Churchill
"Political extremism involves two prime ingredients: an excessively simple diagnosis of the world's ills, and a conviction that there are identifiable villains back of it all." ---John W. Gardner
“You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.” ---C. S. Lewis
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