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Thread: For Dave and all the other wood workers out there.

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    For Dave and all the other wood workers out there.

    The concept of a board stretcher has always been an elusive prank played on newbies and novices who cut a board short one too many times. Now, in an exclusive deal with DuhWALT, Next Level Carpentry brings you the BS1000 Board Stretcher. Check out the video to learn more; it is truly unbelievable!

    http://www.toolsofthetrade.net/video...oard-stretcher

    Now you can BS with the rest of them.
    Fred

    "Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've
    stayed alive."

    'Take care of yourself, and each other.'

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    Wannabe is offline Nov 5, 1946 - Nov 19, 2018
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    I could of used one this morning.

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    For those novices who make simple mistakes. Another good practice I use is before firing up the first saw, count your fingers. At the end of the day count fingers again, number should match.

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    Bet that bag of dust cost more than buying another board.
    Old redneck hillbilly borned and raised on a redwood stump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wannabe View Post
    I could of used one this morning.
    Morning wood coming up a bit short these days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Morning wood coming up a bit short these days

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    This is truly world shaking encabulation methodology allowing “measuring once and cutting twice.”
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    (note: this post created and shared in good fun. Happy April Fool's!) This was under the pic
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