A note from my accountant
1. COPPER COATED IMPLANT
ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the body, optimally through the forehead. When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, it’s not noticeable.
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