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Really I like Christmas songs as much as the next person but is it time for the fat guy to hike off into the sunset?
I mean do you really worship a jolly old fat guy in real life?
Or what about the part when he knows if your naughty or nice? You really want someone in your life calling those?
He knows when your sleeping/awake. Could that be a pervert today.
How about mommy kissing Santa? Really in this day and age.
Fred
"Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've
stayed alive."
'Take care of yourself, and each other.'
Sept. 06, 1927 - May 24, 2018Santa got arrested last Xmas ... he laid a doll under a tree. And EPA studies prove reindeer can get no traction while up in the air and are actually jet-powered by farts thus contributing to global warming. Santa himself being obese has high blood pressure and wears Depends under his Santa suit. Further, landing his sleigh on people's roofs has caused numerous damage to the shingles.
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Sept. 06, 1927 - May 24, 2018Actually, Santa is a poofter and prefers the daddy to kiss him.Originally Posted by FredK
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No, it's time for control freak liberals to go away. You control freak liberals have all but made the very mention of "Christmas" taboo. Everyone is conditioned/pressured to avoid the word and substitute Happy Holiday, or just "holiday".
We have this discussion every year about this time. If you don't like Christmas, don't celebrate it. Don't take the day off from work, make a statement and go in and do your job. Make a meaningful statement, reject all things related to Christmas rather than tell everyone else what they should think, do and say.
Sept. 06, 1927 - May 24, 2018However, if it wasn't for Santa Bob Cratchit would have been scrooged by Ebenezer.
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Sept. 06, 1927 - May 24, 2018Santa gave Tiny Tim his start in show business.
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One wonders about you Greenie. Everything is about liberals in your posts.
But then I guess you like the fat guys in red suits ploy for holiday shopping.
Me I prefer the birth of Christ as the reason for the season.
Fred
"Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've
stayed alive."
'Take care of yourself, and each other.'
Sept. 06, 1927 - May 24, 2018Just for the record, Christ was born "late September to early October" , not on December 25th. 'Christmas' has it's origins in Norse pagan mythology, and was just a handy place with the Santa Claus gig.Note that Santa lives at the North Pope - a long way to the Mideast Holy Land, plus there was no scheduled transportation between either.
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Sept. 06, 1927 - May 24, 2018Come on dudes ... FredK's post was tongue-in-cheek . Lighten up !
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Sandy Clause is for kids, Fred maybe don't like kids. Dan and myself like Sandy because Fred don't.
Old redneck hillbilly borned and raised on a redwood stump.
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His post got the reaction he wanted....don't kid yourself Dan
Sept. 06, 1927 - May 24, 2018I am as right-wing conservative tea party and anti-big government as they come. But, I also realize it takes all kinds to make the USA run. FredK is A-OK in my book.
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You must not read Fred's manifestos about how Amuricans should live their lives.Come on dudes ... FredK's post was tongue-in-cheek . Lighten up !
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Just how should Americans live their lives, Greenie?
Fred
"Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've
stayed alive."
'Take care of yourself, and each other.'
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Seems to me that liberals would cling to the Jolly old man considering he does everything the NSA does and the populations love him for it. He's big gov't personified with free treats in return for freedoms and obedience pledge willingly.
Guns don't kill people. Zombies kill people.
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