Really I like Christmas songs as much as the next person but is it time for the fat guy to hike off into the sunset?

I mean do you really worship a jolly old fat guy in real life?

Or what about the part when he knows if your naughty or nice? You really want someone in your life calling those?

He knows when your sleeping/awake. Could that be a pervert today.

How about mommy kissing Santa? Really in this day and age.