OK they have lost their freaking minds

[TriGuy]

Take the Supes out and horse whip them

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/...ee-on-beaches/

LOS ANGELES (CBS) — When you head down to the beach for a little fun this summer, county officials want you to leave the pigskin at home.
The Board of Supervisors this week agreed to raise fines to up to $1,000 for anyone who throws a football or a Frisbee on any beach in Los Angeles County.

In passing the 37-page ordinance on Tuesday, officials sought to outline responsibilities for law enforcement and other public agencies while also providing clarification on beach-goer activities that could potentially disrupt or even injure the public.
The updated rules now prohibit “any person to cast, toss, throw, kick or roll” any object other than a beach ball or volleyball “upon or over any beach” between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

[Phillbo]

“upon or over any beach” .

Sounds like all you need to do is step into the water and you're golden. The beach ends at the waterline.

[Truckman]

Be sure to read the entire ordinance before you even think about para-sailing or even sanding your surfboard......Ben

[Truckman]

I sent the following email to info@lacounty.gov ...

After reading your ridiculous and ill advised ordinance here: http://cbsla.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/beach.pdf I have cancelled my planned vacation on the west coast and will spend the time and money elsewhere...

I'm anxiously awaiting their letter of concern......Ben

[Phillbo]

Shot my loophole down with their definition of "beach" on page 10 to include navigable waters within 1000'

[Truckman]

Shot my loophole down with their definition of "beach" on page 10 to include navigable waters within 1000'

And page 13 excludes surfboards from their definition of "vessel" so my fears of facing trial for unlawful sanding were unfounded...But I'll still spend my vacation dollars elsewhere......Ben

[07HEMI4ME]

Damn WACKO's

[haikon]

liberalism is a mental disorder

[Greenie]

The smokers and general public allowed no smoking on beach laws to become enacted without any resistance; it's only the next logical step for nanny statism to further restrict and regulate beach life since efforts so far have been met with passivity.
I'm waiting for some beach regulations about sun exposure.

[SBA]

Is there a law that sez Lefty can't play with himself on the beach?

[TxMusky]

Is there a law that sez Lefty can't play with himself on the beach?

As long as it doesnt look like a football or a pancake, he should be fine.

[Mike]

As long as it doesnt look like a football or a pancake, he should be fine.

True dat! There is nothing in there about limp broccoli.....

[Truckman]

True dat! There is nothing in there about limp broccoli.....

I did notice they struck out the clause pertaining to public nudity and disrobing on page 26......Ben

[Saggy]

Can't use inner tubes (can't even blow up condoms and use for water wings)? Can't even dig a hole deep enough to bury a body?

Hey!!! There should be a law against hitting a baseball beyond the limits of the field itself. No more home runs or foul balls into the stands. Put the football goal posts on the fifty yard line to guard against them hard pointy things goin' into the stands. A fine for hitting a golf ball out of bounds 'cause it might hit some one making "casual water" behind a bush.

A fine for everyone. Equal opportunity fines. Everyone has a RIGHT to be fined------to fill the coffers of the local government. OutlawBB guns, sling shots, whirling propellers on model airplanes-----(and one can slip and fall using spilt KY jelly). Don't breath in ------ or drink the water. Maybe no children allowed outside the house under the age of 18.

Oh! Sorry. I forgot. POLITICS IS THE PROVINCE OF MORAL INVALIDS.

[TxMusky]

Nothing in kali surprises me anymore. I think Kali is the USA's own private looney bin. To crazy to deal with anyplace.....send em to kali, they will fit right in.