Want Ad being run in the Washington Times and on Fox News

Opening(s) for multiple Inspectors General.

Successful candidates must have the following credentials:

A distinct dislike for the math and sciences.
Education, GED or less.
Transcript---the worse the better
Experience---none allowed
Back bone---none allowed
Integrity---if you even know what that means this ain't for you
Resume---none required
Blind obeisance to trump and all of his lap dogs is a must
Family background---any connection to the trump klan makes you a shoo-in. If none, just lie about it.
Skills----any proficiency in the arena of computers, office suite, cell phones etc must be deleted and/or denied.

Salary: Based on your lack of experience and inability. The less the better. :bleh:

Dress code----a red baseball hat with BS on the front.