Border problem solved

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .


Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ?

We already have a moat. It's called the RioGrande. All we need to do is import the alligators [ after a thorough background investigation of course ]. Don't need any muzzy gators sneaking from Fla. to the border.

Probably should do a study first just to be sure 'gators like Mexican food......

We all taste like chicken...