911: What's your emergency?
Texan: I would like to report an attempted burglary.
911: Would you like us to send a social worker out?
Texan: No, I need the department of sanitation.
911: Department of sanitation?
Texan: Yes, I need to know whether to put this dead piece of crap on the curb for Wednesday pickup or if they want to pick it up now. :cowboy: